Blast the Jam

to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.

Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.

by K_DIZZ September 20, 2009

Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general

"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night

by stargate1983 September 8, 2010

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

Juke Jam

When friends or a couple or something in that matter come together and listen to music and just talk.

Hey man are you going to jakes juke Jam tonight ?

by Balltilifall_ July 25, 2019

disk jams

What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."

"That's what the Apple Maps car driver said."
"Disk jams"

by MC Wapiti August 5, 2019

Jiblet Jam

An orgy of midgets.

I walked into the wrong hotel room, and found a jiblet jam !

by Llamaballs July 15, 2017