e-jail 

To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.

An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.

e-jail by Limbo January 13, 2006

head jail 

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......

john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail

head jail by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

You need to go to jail 

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius

“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”

You need to go to jail by Massa Q October 6, 2021

Still Looking Jail Bait 28 

The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.

Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.

Yeaah.

How old are you now?

28.

Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.

Yeaah.

Two mores years to the Dirty 30.

Yeaah (Le sad).

Still Looking Jail Bait 28 by Leo Pindar October 26, 2011

elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!

john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!

elder jail by michael foolsley July 26, 2012

homework jail 

The worst thing a teacher can give you over a school break (ie: spring break, summer break, thanksgiving break and winter break .... HOME WORK

Eren: Hey, wanna go paintballing?
Mikasa: Would love to, but I'm stuck in Homework Jail

homework jail by WeebProblems March 5, 2016

thrown in jail 

Dumbass just got caught

Dumbass got thrown in jail

thrown in jail by Otter0708 May 27, 2019