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Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
by kalanjs May 2, 2024
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sarah jaffal

sometimes she can be a hoe ass bitch. other times shes great. she always wears purple eye shadow and highlights the inner corner of her eye EXTRA. she then also has very nice lips but sometimes overlines when she doesn't have to. shes pretty fye tho. never wants sex or anything sexual still fye tho. won't hold onto a guy and cries all the time even tho people like her. all her friends are older than her but its fye they eat in secret and thats fye.
damn u remind me of that sarah jaffal girl when u wear ur eyeshadow like that!
by jamaican-cumpao December 6, 2017
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Lil Jaffas

Is a truly sexy man he loves giving Antonio sexual pleasure and he showers with him daily. Everyone inspires to be like this man as he has 4 dicks and 14 wives and 90 kids and not to mention he's a man of god he loves Santa and has 10 kids with Santa, Santa gets anything Ashton wants even a BJ and head he also loves all forms of men that have a dick longer than an ant
Hey Stacy your such a mabes babes
Omg that's such a Lil jaffas
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Shaden Jaffal

The most loving, amazing, awesome person of all time.
Do you know shaden jaffal? She's outstandingly beautiful inside out.
by 12345dany September 22, 2023
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Jaffleck

conjuction of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, to be used whenever either individual or the couple is referenced
Jaffleck arrived in style to the People's Choice Awards
by Spankmaster General August 7, 2003
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jaffichu

One of the God's of all the badass's. Some others include Squeven, Ruisaur and Rosser. If all 4 of them are in the same room together, the world blows up because of the concentrated amounts of badassness that the world can't handle.
Jaffichu, Squevan and Ruisaur... coming atcha'
by Jaffichu November 9, 2008
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