your mom

what I did last night

i did your mom so hard last night
does your mom have a penis?

by iM YoUr ReAl MoM February 03, 2019

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 09, 2011

Your mom

The most over-used comeback everrrrrr.

I don't like your shoes.
Yeah, well....YOUR MOM.
Wtf?

by ksgfal September 22, 2008

Your mom

Your mom is a phrase used by people who are too stupid to come up with a answer to a simple question. Or don't answer it out of arrogance. This phrase is used a lot by spoiled college boys who's mommy and daddy paid for their car, tuition and ipods.

Obviously they are mommy's boys since they love their mommy so much they say your mom. They must love their mommy so much. See mommy's boy

Person: "Who pissed on the toilet seat?!"
Arrogant cunt: "your mom!"

by clueless_furball November 01, 2006

your mom

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."

Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.

by I hate your mom April 18, 2004

your mom

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.

where are we going? your mom!

by Yerr Maam June 25, 2005

your mom

a derogative comment usually used when one does not have a worthy comeback

X:Whats for dinner?
Y:Your mom!

by Stone cold February 24, 2006