watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

water ninja

US Navy SEAL

Death by water ninja

by VAW666 January 03, 2009

eye water

Tears

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!

by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016

Water Rats

a bitch of a stand owned by some sans wanna-be.
originated off a large roblox-jojo community, specifically the sub-community of JoJo's Alternative Universe, as a fanmade stand in the game's creation engine.

A: "hey you heard of Water Rats?"
B: "no."

by someurbanv December 31, 2020

water garbage

The grimy nasty shit that sometimes leaks out of the garbage bag, the worst kind of garbage. Or just garbage that is really wet. They are both equally bad.

Andrew Luck is playing like water garbage.

LOL (Andrew) Luck is water garbage.

by water-garbage October 06, 2015

Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 12, 2010

Lightning Water

A high-proof, high octane, alcohol that is a blend of homemade whiskey and moonshine.

“I see you don’t have your teeth in today”
“I hit the lightning water a little too hard last night”

by Kaoticnoise December 25, 2018