club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

Rub Club

The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.

The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.

by TeamRam December 31, 2012

Cubs Club

A club started by Sean McConeghy and Audrey Scheulen at Coconut Tree in Roatan, Honduras on June 18, 2014. Membership in the Club is attained by doing one shot of beer a minute up to the number of years that it has been since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

We joined the Cubs Club last night at the bar. The tab was huge but worth it.

by AmeriPaddy June 18, 2014

Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019

Club Karma

An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.

Are you drunk?

No, man, I just got outta CLUB KARMA! I'm buzzed on energy drinks! *thumbs up*

by 12345Bob12345 August 18, 2007

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex

by The static kids November 21, 2021

bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management

karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.

by happicali22 March 28, 2020