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Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running
During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.
by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011
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Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
by big.m.uk October 29, 2011
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shoot a fair one

When two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in.
There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...
by God_Emperor November 2, 2007
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Faire du Max

Maudit Max! T'es encore en train de faire du Max!
Ha non! Tu fais du Max là!
by MaxThe1 September 29, 2010
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fair lawn shit

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.
Call your guy and ask him for some bud.

All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012
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Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.
Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011
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Fair Play Missouri

A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.
You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.
by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011
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