A guy with a super weird sense of humour. Also loves immature poop and fart jokes (but who doesn't?). He is really tall, and constantly flexes that. He also has some... questionable interests.
If a Daniel ever comes out to you, he will most likely be minionsexual, or JohnathanLisexual.
Also, everyone owes him money for some reason.
Be glad you have a Daniel in your life. Otherwise, you wouldn't have someone farting in your face with a whoppee cushion all the time.
If a Daniel ever comes out to you, he will most likely be minionsexual, or JohnathanLisexual.
Also, everyone owes him money for some reason.
Be glad you have a Daniel in your life. Otherwise, you wouldn't have someone farting in your face with a whoppee cushion all the time.
by herbal supplyment December 14, 2022
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a kind of person who acts like a little kid and likes to run into parked cars. He is really stupid and doesn't give a shit about anything. He always wears a hat and is always retarded. Daniel is about 3 foot and 5 inches.
Man 1: Did you see Daniel this morning.
Man 2: Yeah he ran into a fucking car bro.
Man 1: Yeah and the car was fucking parked.
Man 2: I know he is super retarded.
Man 2: Yeah he ran into a fucking car bro.
Man 1: Yeah and the car was fucking parked.
Man 2: I know he is super retarded.
by DumbAss11111 January 13, 2020
Get the Danielmug. by Oopsiewoopsie September 6, 2020
Get the Danielmug. by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022
Get the Danielmug. A guy that has been so controlled in his past relationship(s), that he rejects the idea of being with a person that only wants to help him become more free, let him make his own decisions, pay attention to him, care for him when he needs it, and show him that he is more than a body and more than a boyfriend. This person only wants to aid him on his journey of becoming whatever it is he wants and needs to be, but he reduces her to a friends with benefits, or fuck buddy because sadly at this time, that's what best suits him. He thinks that a relationship means that he'll have to change and he'll be suffocated, when really that's what a relationship with his ex meant. He has trouble grasping that he can still be free in every way (including sexually), while still being with this person. A commitment to her does not mean changing, but keeping the situation that they're in with the dates, the sex sessions, and the nonmonogamy, while expressing their feelings (if he has them) through a declaration of relationship status (i.e. Boyfriend and girlfriend) that they can refer to each other with.
S: Is that Daniel over there?
A: yeah but girl don't get attached he's not emotionally available
S: No problem I'm not the type to get attached
*Shit goes down*
S: I should have listened to you
A: told you so
A: yeah but girl don't get attached he's not emotionally available
S: No problem I'm not the type to get attached
*Shit goes down*
S: I should have listened to you
A: told you so
by Loveyouloveme June 27, 2018
Get the Danielmug. by LexdexZan October 16, 2019
Get the Danielmug. by Kanker jood January 7, 2019
Get the Danielmug.