Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Get the Your husband mug.Woman’s mentality = I don’t need a man for anything!!! Umm, excuse me (Rental Husbands name). Can you shovel out my house, car and driveway because there is a foot of snow outside? I’ll get you a six pack of Coors Light after your done.
by The800ButtNuggets January 26, 2026
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**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
Get the Female husband mug.When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
Get the Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog mug.December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021
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