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Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020
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anxiety hulk mama

mmaria is hulk mama
**mia: lallala, song lalalal,*
*leah: stop thinkng ur hulk, ur a human so act like one. i have anxiety and i dont like fake friends also mia u are not a super human or hulk so dont act like one*
femmy: *anxiety hulk mama**
by mjn230 February 28, 2021
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Hulk Hoagien

A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.
If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
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hulk

When a man and a women are having seggs, and the man gets pissed off at the women, so the man starts screaming and breaking everything in sight, including the woman, killing them most likely
guy 1: bro my gf wasnt good at seggs last night so i hulked her

guy 2: damn that sucks
by DYNcleve July 6, 2022
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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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Challenge Hulking

The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
She left me for a guy who's good at Challenge Hulking
by CosmicRatSalad April 28, 2022
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the hulk

fuck you meme, how could you kill the hulk
by reasond April 29, 2022
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