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Hot Topic

Hot Topic sells ugly neon hoodies with cat ears, tacky cheetah studded pants made for fat people, cheap makeup, and ridiculous bows that don't even stay in your hair. You can sometimes find cute pins/backpacks/band tees/ect., but for the most part it sucks. At least Hollister is good quality, and doesn't look ridiculous. Everyone in there stares at you with hatred if you aren't decked out in scene gear and have black eyeliner caked on.
*kids at mall*
Jessica: Hey, let's look in Hot Topic!
Ally: Ok, just make sure the horny bi girls don't try to grab your ass!
by elegantelephants May 10, 2010
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hot topic

The act of smoking marijuana to the greatest degree of high, no regular ripping, just plain fucked up. Made famous by Ben of Cville and Ryan of Dville
"yo man lets hot topic that shit"

hells yeah smokes pot BAHHH
by LivinSublimeLife November 10, 2006
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emo hot topic vampire

a person who thinks there a vampire and weres everything that they can get from hot topic the also like to copy twilight and think the guy who plays edward cullen is "hot"
Person 1:"Did you see that person just walk out of Hot Topic?"

Person 2:"Yeah they look like some emo hot topic vampire"
by xXxDarknessxXx August 8, 2009
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hot topic throw up

Hot topic kids who worship the chain store, and buy all theri clothing there. They look like classic 'hot topic kids', and are usually rude, fake, and/or idiots. They only wear the latest hot topic inventory, including make-up, clothes, and hair. May also think they are goth or punk. See 'chain store puke'.
by Turban June 7, 2007
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hot topic workout program

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”
by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018
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Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.
"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"
by [schism] July 26, 2004
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Hot topic

Hot topic is a gothic or softie store and anything you buy comes to $60 and you or your parents ask why you buy stupid sh!t like this
Customer: hi can I please buy this t-shirt

Worker: sure that will come to $38.05
Customer: why the hell is this so expensive for a t-shirt

Worker: I have no idea that’s how it is in hot topic unfortunately
by Rileyisrelevent November 2, 2022
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