space horse

supposedly very fast but not as fast as speedy pete internet directory

"What's faster Speedy Pete's or Google."
"Well , Speedy Pete can find a website faster than a space horse."
"Thats pretty fast"

by speedy pete July 25, 2017

Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.

That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!

by NerpNRP February 6, 2022

Health Horse

A method of living a healthy lifestyle including eating well and exercising. Most suitable when one has not been practicing healthy living previously.

"I am out of shape and my blood pressure is getting high. It's time to get my life back on course. It's time to ride the Health Horse.

by SW K October 8, 2008

Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 19, 2004

Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006