hockey

best fuckin sport on earth.... all you baseball losers should go try a real sport like hockey..

Mike: hey, you see that baseball game?
Bob: fuck no i was watchin the hockey game
Mike: fuckin right me too

by benjo January 13, 2005

Nazi Wrestling Hackers for Jesus

A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.

NWH4J is and remains the best place for porn.

by Kaptian Kürbis February 18, 2004

hockey-temper

noun: a person who has a bad temper.

" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

field hockey

Definitely one of the coolest sports ever. Played by the most in-shape, athletic, and determined girls. Involves a stick (wood or composite), a cork and plastic ball, and a goal cage. Played with sometimes 7, sometimes 11 players of the field including the goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper has got to be the bravest, awesomest, hottest girl ever to stand in goal like that and let heavy balls be shot at her. Simply awesome.

Stupid person 1: woah, what's that sport called? it looks soo awesome. they're uniforms kick ass!

Stupid person 2: dude, i have no idea, but those are some pretty hot determined looking girls over there.

Awesome Educated person: Dumbasses, that's just the best sport in the world right there, with the hottest, awesomest girls ever created. Damn.

** All in awe**

by Field hockey freaaaaak! November 12, 2004

field hockey

Kick ass sport played mainly by girls (in America) who aren't afraid to run around in skirts and get hit by field hockey sticks.

NOT played by all lesbians. In fact, all the girls i know who play it have sexy boyfriends.

Let's go play some field hockey.

by Emily April 13, 2005

hockey guys

the hottest males that play any sport. These guys know how to handle sticks and always look delicious. Many teenage girls will find themselves drooling over these boys at the local ice arena.

Carly: OHMYGOSH number 17 is so fineee!
Kenzie: that's because he's a hockey guy! It's a known fact that all hockey guys are very sexy.
Carly: true dat.
Kenzie: *Drools a little because the hockey guys are so hot*

by aksdhgkajf January 16, 2011

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

by JFinney08 May 26, 2010