When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
by King rcj November 25, 2021
Get the Hillbilly Unicornmug. When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
Get the Hillbilly Hand Grenademug. by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025
Get the HILLBILLY TRUST FUNDmug. someone who calls a refrigerator an ice box, lives in a trailer, leaves their christmas tree up for two years, votes for trump, and wears tank tops and jean shorts every day, etc.
by snoopdoggsbigtoe August 17, 2021
Get the hillbillymug. A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies and actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do you profit off of it somehow someway and have garage sales or yard sales are you planning a garden in your property and grow the food or you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well then kill them whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it
The actual true definition for an Arizona Hillbilly is any such folks that participate in continued meth use and actively involve themselves in hoarding and staying awake and engaging in crazy sex to mention a few of the countless hobby's of an Arizona Hillbilly.
by Ralph morning December 6, 2016
Get the Arizona Hillbillymug. The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Homeschool Educationmug. Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.
Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.
by SeaCrone January 21, 2025
Get the hillbilly condomug.