Heaney

A man with a toddler's penis on a adult body

Good god! Look at that tiny thing! He's a right Heaney

by KirstyH January 4, 2026

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

Italy (Hetalia)

Main character of the anime Hetalia, also a simp for both genders, basically a Bisexual guy.

Person1: Yo do you know the main character from hetalia?

Person2: Who, Italy (Hetalia)?

Person1: Yeah, that focking simp >:(

by n1coII June 15, 2020

Yew Hean

A massive cock; an unreal human being. Has got looks, personality, game and everything else. The perfect human, almost god-like.

“Look at the Yew Hean on that guy.”
“Wow you are such a Yew Hean, I think I wet myself a little.”

by Alsjcicnedm November 22, 2021

Jag hetar

Formal Swedish for 'My name is ...'.

Jag hetar Gustaff

by catanddodted June 10, 2024

Jayden Heaney

a man who doesnt swear, takes short naps and gets the ladies.can also be known as mohamed yusuf or borat.

Me:YO JAYDEN WASSUP
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat:YOOOO DOOOOODIO
Me:dela?
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat: SHORE DOOD

by delakillah October 14, 2024

Cupid's Hetarrow

A straight person who's always trying to set up their gay friends with every gay person they meet.

Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"

by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016