Helenthology

The Scientific Study of Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz. Helethology seeks to explore the many dimensions and theories concerning Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz. Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz can only be found in Laredo, TX or occasionally in Dallas, TX during the mating season. Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz's Mating rituals last approximately 3 days. The ritual starts on day one where Helen "Sexually depleted lady" Ruiz fire dances. Day two incorporates the blowing of the fertility horn and the eating of the cherry pie. The third and final day is spent resting for the long trip back to Laredo, TX.

He is a Helenthologist, he studies Helen's every move. Helenthology

by arjr2006 March 29, 2010

Hellen Kellering

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

Helendale

Helendale or Silver Lakes is an unincorporated community located in San Bernardino County, California, on historic Route 66 west of the Mojave Freeway, between Barstow and Victorville, in the Victor Valley.

The name Helendale is used by the USPS, while Silver Lakes is used by the US Census. The 2010 United States census reported Silver Lakes's population was 5,623y. It consists of one HOA community. Helendale/Silver Lakes is a resort community with a country club, equestrian center, golf, tennis, and more. It is family oriented and gorgeous. The perfect place to raise a family. A quiet oasis getaway!

golf wealth country club Helendale 92342 Desert Oasis

by bebbe bebbe July 30, 2014

Helen keller

When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone

John: bro are you Helen Keller?

Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!

by Memesauce July 27, 2016

helen’s cock

It’s a girl, who has a cock, mostly named “Helen”

DUDE! SHE HAS A helen’s cock

by Hsinsjk July 11, 2017

Hellen Keller

when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf

"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"

by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007