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double handie

Two hand jobs at once
Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie
by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013
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handi

You handi
You’re a bit handi
by Handi2019 June 22, 2019
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Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018
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