Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.

Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.

by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024

Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.

Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!

by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023

Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy

I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy

by m0zzarella_cheese October 22, 2020

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020

California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024