hasselito

hasselito is a guy who you can trust he might be quiet just like Steven but he's cool he likes to hang around only 1-2 people and sometimes he might not mess with you

Hasselito why don't you and Steven talk

by 3hree December 17, 2023

hamuel

hamuel is whatever you want him to be. there is no exact definition.

person 1: who is hamuel?
person 2: hamuel is whoever you want him to be.

by quintillion mosquito January 26, 2025

Himself

Correct YouTube guy. It IS all about himself and the reason they are trying to set me up and program me to date this bipolar girl is so the HE can affirm his own delusion about the broad conceptual "equally" that he thinks should apply to me. So it's just a life swap. He wants to swap lives. He is trying to get you to impose it on me by way of democratic fiat. I refuse to do it and am perfectly willing to resort to violence if you don't immediately put an end to whatever the fuck you think this is because I refuse to be a part of it or to let you make me love this retarded motherfuckers life.

Hym "So yes it IS all about himself and all he need to do to convince you is to go along with it is to appeal to things that he things you are doing to be sympathetic towards, i.e. being 'sorry' or 'God' or 'a broad conceptual equality' or 'wanting unity' or 'wanting peace.' But it's all lip service and he isn't actually capable of meaning it in any real sense and you can be easily talked out of understanding the fact that he is literally doing the plot of 'single white female' to me and slowing trying to take over a life that is commensurate with ONE OF MY PREVIOUS PSEUDONYMS... And not one that is commensurate with HIS OWN ACTIONS OR MIND. And it's a waste of MY time to have to sit here and do this with you to reap the benefits of my own mind."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

Brandon Hassel

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings

Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview

by The grinder June 19, 2017

chocolat hansel

Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.

yesterday, while i was fuking my boyfriend, we didi a chocolat hansel

by mio de mi June 19, 2018

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018