goated

getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.

Bro, Emma is getting goated this weekend.

They had a threesome and took turns getting goated.

by mareefleema July 26, 2018

gravedx

xerO is grX and fabs is fat, ugly, and white.

example: grX xerOcBd aces 3d,u5,tec,coL with all headshot and with all kinds of shit.

by Micheal Fatbro February 23, 2005

Grateful Bed

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

by chefjim December 9, 2008

Graped

Grape, noun: The act of grinding (as in the dance form of pelvic oscillation) on a person against their will and without their permission. A synthesis of the words grind and rape.
Graped, verb, past tense. To have been ground on against one's will.
Grapist: A person known for forcibly grinding their pelvis on a person contrary to the ground upon's will.

Did you see that girl grape Charlie?
I was surrounded on the dance floor and graped.
There were a lot of grapists at the party - I couldn't get away.

by Writernoob October 21, 2011

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021