Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

Grammarholic

a man, who is obsessed with correct grammar usage.

English Grammar. Noun and Articles. For Grammarholics. (a handbook)

by lazy_lynx February 14, 2021

grammarlistic

to have sex

imma be doin some grammarlistic with haareesha 2nite

by hills sports June 23, 2021

Tom Gammon

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

bad grammar

me is me was did gone went the park weekend the. me is they very good smart peton. me no speak engrish

that idiot has bad grammar

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020