gorilla jack

A last resort life or death self defense move against any male entity. The Gorilla Jack. You simply grab him by the penis, squeeze tight, and hammer away!

This man wouldn't quit harassing me so I Gorilla Jacked his ass!

by @MastahBetta November 14, 2020

New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.

Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"

by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

gored

(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.

Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.

by Some Lao Wai May 5, 2007

Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

by DefinED January 6, 2018

gordon brown

Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)

Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?

Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.

by Bryan McPhail November 15, 2005

Gorl

A fresh meme featuring gru from the despicable me series. This meme shows Gru’s face edited onto different pictures that include the word “girl” but in this case “girl” is replaced with gorl since it it the way gru pronounces the word.

Everybody wanna steal my gorl
Mean gorls

by Mememaster6969 June 1, 2018