goon rules

it's like
1.if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
2.You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
3.You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,

lil wayne-a milli

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!!
Motherfucker I'm ill

goon rules by MiZz eShA MaRiE October 14, 2008

Goon sack 

A silver sack filled with cheap wine which is found within a cardboard box. Drunk by youths in Australia due to its low cost however it promtes vomiting due to its awful taste.

Hey, you want to get and get a goon sack and get maggot

Goon sack by michellecats October 1, 2006

goon poon 

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

goon poon by scumslug November 21, 2009

Goon Warrior 

A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet.

Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out*

Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.

Goon Warrior by bunt January 18, 2008

Goon Mode 

A person is in goon mode with respect to a material element of an offense when, acting without regard for anyone else's opinion and/or approval, he/she consciously disregards all material risks of his/her actions, especially those directed at third parties. While acting in goon mode involves a gross deviation from the standard of care that a reasonable person would observe in the actor's situation, those in goon mode are respected by both friend and foe alike for their inspiring display of utmost vigor and determination.

You are at the bar and you're in goon mode, You don't know or care what people think about you. you are feeling the groove, grinding on some females and taking shot after shot. You run the bar/party that night. Goon mode makes everything possible. You are fearless.

Or in relation to sexual acts....during goon mode you're pounding pussy like a stone, licking pussy like a professional, sucking cock with the same skill as a porn star or dancing on a cock as your riding it.

Goon Mode by GoonSquad in the GoonCave November 30, 2011

Goon Buckle

A fight strap on a hockey jersey

The jersey looks authentic, it even has a goon buckle on it.

Goon Buckle by ls1z28 March 12, 2015

Goon tap 

The act of inserting ones weasel into a mole hole filled with mole juice

Man I wanna goon tap her tonight

Goon tap by Katiesgotnoragretz October 4, 2015