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Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019
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Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)
*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019
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Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch
Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch
by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
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Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018
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gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking
evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy
by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020
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Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!
Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013
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Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.
Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.
by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011
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