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Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch
Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch
by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
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Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!
Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013
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gooch mane

overgrown pubic hair that extends to the perineum region
that boy got a gooch mane like BRR
by radrictheentertainer May 22, 2011
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Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.
Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.
by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011
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gooch grenade

It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.
Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!
by Gooch king February 1, 2014
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Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019
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Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 3, 2010
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