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Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!
by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020
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Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
by Raunchers November 3, 2019
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jizz goblin

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014
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Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
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Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.
Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.
by IceStormLily November 11, 2020
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poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
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