Golden Globes

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.

Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012

Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

Global

The name of a currency that has been propose to replace all the other currencies in the nations of the world the same way the euro has replaced the currencies of europe and forming a global common market similar to the european common market.

You owe me five globals.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2010

globaphobia

1.the fear of balloons
2. one of those things quirky geeks have and only people from their social after-school group meet-up on thursdays actually know what it is and understand

-surpriiiiise! happy birthday man!
-*locks self in bathroom from fear* YOU KNOW I SUFFER FROM GLOBAPHOBIA

by thisisafakenamelololololololol November 4, 2012

global test

a rational and objective protection measure, first proposed in these terms by the Democratic challenger,John Kerry, in the 2004 Presidential election. The test involves ensuring the safety and protection of all Americans throughout the world, including the safety of America's all volunteer army. It is designed to weigh the support of the developed international community on American actions and is only to be ignored if grossly abused, or in extreme urgency. To date, the administration of George W. Bush, once appointed and once elected to the U.S. Presidency, has ignored the implementation of the test.

Had America continued to allow United Nations officials to work, and conducted a global test of the threat Saddam Hussein posed, no American lives would have been utterly wasted in Iraq. Lives we can never get back, that ended pointlessly, all because the global test was not enacted.

by R. Chase Razabdouski November 3, 2004

across the globe

Around the earth

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

global boy

A name used for an auto tuner from Atlanta

Hey have you listened to that new auto tuned song Global Boy put out?

by WheresBomplex August 9, 2021