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Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
by themanginger August 3, 2014
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Glazed Snickers Bar

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
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glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011
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french glazed doughnut

French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.
"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"
by wildman101 December 19, 2013
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De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.
"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."
by 5seat January 22, 2014
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Super Glazed Donut

Its when a guy pulls out and then cums all over your pussy and then fingers her to give her the glazed look
After he pulled out, he made my pussy turn into a super glazed donut
by HardAF August 13, 2015
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Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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