glass animals

glass animals is an english indie/psychedelic band that have released some major bangers

they have released the albums: zaba (2014), how to be a human being (2016) and dreamland (2020)

their most popular song to date is heat waves, at 135 million streams, which gained popularity from a fanfiction on ao3 of the same name

person 1: omg i love this indie band called glass animals they're so poggers
person 2: good, you have been converted to glass animalism
person 1: what's tha-
person 2: hand over all your money and sign over your firstborn to me and you will be allowed into the fandom :)

by eviesmile February 12, 2021

Glanking

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)

Im gonna go glanking with friends!

by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

glass half full mentality

α person that always looks on the bright side of things.

She has α glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.

by hishdhhfkdj693674 May 9, 2021

pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

short glass of milk

A sexy or beautiful white girl who is only around 5 feet tall.

Damnnn bro you see that short glass of milk? I wish I could take a sip! sexy bad bitch

by ImYaDaddy October 5, 2015

Boston Shot Glass

When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina

Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??

by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010