this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021

sneaky giraffe

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.

"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."

by duncan powell January 1, 2012

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025