Crimson Freedom

An act of liberating yourself from the bond of life by either cutting your artery/vein or being brutally murdered.
Any sort of killing that involves flow of blood is a type of crimson freedom.
Inspired from a suicidal poem i read once.

I tear the blade across my flawless skin.
I’m dying.
I’m pouring
Crimson freedom.
I know I am free.
I’m dying.
Yet praying.
And Screaming.

by burhaan April 24, 2009

Freedom of Religion

phrase:

A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.

by Snowcat August 25, 2003

freedom fries

A name that George W. Bush has now braced apon French fries. This is incredibly stupid once you think about it because French fries don't even come from France, they were invented in Belgium or The Netherlands.

Calling French fries Freedom fries is stupid!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Freedom Pat

The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.

"It's not a grope. It's a Freedom Pat!" - Head of the Department of Homeland Security

by KeegdnaB November 23, 2010

Freedom Tower

A foursome in which two dudes are giving each other the high-five while screwing two twins from behind who are making-out.

"Dude, check out those twins over there. Maybe we'll get in a freedom tower if we play our cards right."

by Mice Wreckmann December 24, 2006

Malaysian freedom

A threesome with Asian women. Preferably paid for and contributing to their college education.

Next time you're in an Asian bathhouse, ask for Malaysian freedom.

by Bozo Bozo February 23, 2019

freedom burger

When you take a Rodeo Burger from Burger King, and a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's, separate them from their bottom buns, then put their undersides together.

"That was the most delicious Freedom Burger yet."

by Animism May 19, 2014