forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008

Foreskin Fajita

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or muddy helmet and tadger toalie

My man did me in the ass so much last night that he ended up with a foreskin fajita!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010

forest mckay

a low life bastard that has nothing better to do then be a dirty asshole

bob:ur mean
sam:ur a forest mckay

by surge560 March 20, 2009

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

Forest Flu

The Forest Flu is a sickness experienced by most people after attending the Electric Forest Festival in Rothbury, Michigan. The combination of wearing your immune system down after 4 straight days of partying, with sharing germs with people from all areas of the country, as well high levels of dust on the festival grounds, leads to a high percentage of festival attendees to report various symptoms that coincide with the common cold, influenza and sinus infections.

Forest Flu does not directly imply, but can include other diseases transferred through unsafe sex and unsafe drug sharing.

My friends and I all got sick after we got back from Electric Forest. We definitely all got some of the Forest Flu....it happens every year.

by Anson W July 25, 2015

foreskin deathmatch

When four uncircumcised males armed with knives tie their foreskins together and have a fight

Due to his Jewish heritage, Jerry could not participate in the foreskin deathmatch with Kramer.

by Barlog November 11, 2015