flagsturbate

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

by vincentstreet March 5, 2009

Flogger Hat

An act of violence, brought about by running over a decorated Army man. While he is under the car, he punches his way through the floor of the car, grabs the male genitalia, stretches it out to an extreme length, then impales it onto a truck hitch. He then processed to leave, in the truck, with the male genitalia attached, further damaging any hope for future sex the male had.

My friend Vince, received a massive Flogger Hat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, while getting Grape Drank.

by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010

flogged

Very wacked (high).

"I just had 10 bongs in 10 minutes and I am flogged!"

by Diego July 31, 2003

Flogger

A fat blogger. An overweight person who blogs about diets and life and Dina's obsession with sex toys.

"Those Floggers are meeting up in Cleveland to shut down some buffets!"

by fightfatphobia July 28, 2009

flogger

Someone who has stayed awake after all others have gone to bed. Tunes are still necessary and cakes are an option.

You're a pure flogger by the way!

by Frankie Cuddles February 20, 2010

flogic

a flaw in logic

im still looking for a flogic in this situation

by jim February 24, 2003

flogg

The female equivilant to scrotum juice

Holy shit she flogged all over my new jeans!

by twan January 5, 2005