by ayas_wish October 9, 2021

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 19, 2009

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021

Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.
by pendocsurg May 26, 2018

by woody May 25, 2003

by Stoog March 16, 2003
