When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations
by Tralalalash September 27, 2023
When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 14, 2022
When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.
So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."
by unDURYEAted January 05, 2022