February 1

National get railed day: this is a day where you get railed, pretty self explanatory. If your birthday is on this day you a freak freak.

Person 1: “What’s the date?”
Person 2: “February 1st, so you know it getting freaky tonight”

by lolnothasgay October 19, 2019

Febe

A stunning girl with lots of personality. She's a girl who you can laugh with or a girl you can laugh at. She's gorgeous and can make anyone laugh. Unique, outgoing and fearless. Agrees to all the dares given to her. She's artistic, talkative and talented. If you ever meet a Febe, stay with her. She's amazing.

Dammit!

Wish I could be as outgoing as Febe

by Fibie June 6, 2018

February 22

national get a new puppy

daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy

by joe cousin from alabama October 15, 2019

February 11

The day when you almost born on Valentine's day, but you prefer born early so you got gift and chocolate.
Breathe when you read.
Some will be crackhead and they can be an evil person.

Ambitious person but, crackhead. That's it

When are you born? A day where evil born and ruin the chocolate party, it's February 11

by Your delightful crackhead October 18, 2019

February 11

Only amazing people are born on this day

Boomers am I right guys lolololol February 11

by Jdhfjfj November 5, 2019

Federal Reserve

What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency

Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"

by random_God_24 June 29, 2009

February 19

Ask you’re crush out with confidence

In February 19 I’m going to ask out my crush

by Yoonmi February 18, 2020