Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy

by LNC1990. March 5, 2019

Narcissistic Logical Fallacy

A "Narcissistic Logical Fallacy" is a fallacy commonly used by narcissists to gaslight their victims.

"Omg, like I dumped my boyfriend because he tried to tell me 'there's never been any evidence to suggest that evidence you're suggesting' -to the evidence of how he was cheating! That's a Narcissistic Logical Fallacy! He's such a narcissist."

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

Flowers bloom and fall from time to time

There is a moment for one to fall in love and fall out of love.

I thought I was crazy in love with him, but after we dated for years; I now know that flowers bloom and fall from time to time.

by le bonheur February 25, 2022

Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

i trip to make the fall shorter

I get stoned to ease the pain.

It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.

by homegiirlwewe August 26, 2017

fall guys

a griefing simulator/ rage game disguised as a cute, family friendly battle royale

wow, have you guys played Fall Guys yet?
I've lost 14 times in a row in Fall Guys and I desire to nuke my country
I've unlocked 13 new negative emotions playing this game

by sanssoup August 25, 2020

Human Fall Flat

A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it

Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH

by Duckyleg April 9, 2020