A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
by BrookieF August 4, 2010
Get the mulch fairy mug.One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.
by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011
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by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016
Get the finger fairy mug.A girl with a large booty. She is perfect in her boyfriends eyes. She defines beauty and is an example of #gfgoals. The tooth fairy blessed her with a perfect smile. She is most likely seen with her boyfriend patrick.
by Patty_boyy January 3, 2017
Get the plum fairy mug.Blown out of the mouth, sweet fairy kisses are a way of pleasure and are blown at the cock and taters region
by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017
Get the sweet fairy kisses mug.A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018
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“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019
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