evil witness

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time

1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

by Stonner Life November 20, 2009

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

evil enema

a semi-sexual act in which one purses their lips up to a butthole and proceeds to suck hard until the anus empties itself

“yo i’m backed up asf and don’t have a douche, can u help me out and give me an evil enema?”

by teyawilder January 19, 2023

Casually Evil

When someone is evil in a way that isn't blatant, but is more everyday. Nevertheless, it still makes you want to scream.

Bill is so casually evil. I mean, who takes a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar?

by ~l-_-l~ October 26, 2017

Evill Sarge

often used as a type of split personality he tends to latch on to people and makes them laugh with his insane but true theories with his humorous ways he is also a lover only one person can win him over and that is for him to decide and that is Kayla, his goddess, that can only make him truly happy

Evill sarge says "You've Been Clowned"

by Inuroko December 20, 2010

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023