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Nigerian Enema

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.
by BigT1985 November 13, 2017
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retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.
“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.
by Cantstandya May 19, 2018
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louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.
"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."
by DaBackwoods February 1, 2019
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Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits
by Another forsaken February 8, 2020
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UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
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Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
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