noun: The unpleasant surprise you get when you choose a seemingly harmless emoticon from the static image palette only to see it animate into something tasteless after you've chosen it and sent it.
Alternate:
noun: An emoticon that looks harmless when viewed in the static image palette, but provides a nasty surprise when you select it and send it by animating into something tasteless.
Imagine my emoticonsternation when that smiley face I sent to my mom turned out to be a bloody horrorshow.
I got fired when I accidentally sent my boss an emoticonsternation.
The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.
" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotionalblow-job"
man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.
A man who undervalues women emotionally because he prefers the company of men to women intellectually. Emotionally, he is drawn to men and tends to surround his normal activities such as dining out, shopping, etc. with men; but usually he is heterosexual and his sexual preferences involve women.
Many emotionally gay men also use derogatory terms like "bitch" to describe women for lack of understanding them or relating to them.
And many are also suffering from a form of Madonna Whore syndrome because of issues with their own mothers.