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emo

A member of the emo community has 3 main ingredients.

They are as follows:
1. Blood.
2. Their emo friends' blood.
3. ipod.

They tend to lurk in the dark sides of the hallway along with the lesbians, bisexuals, geeks, and skater punks(faggots).
Their main form of initiation into their group is by:
1. Dying their hair.
2. Covering one eye with their hair.
3. Making their myspace names the lyrics of emo songs.
3B. and constantly changing those names.
3C. Constantly taking pictures of themselves and putting it on their myspace.
4. Emo guys also tend to wear gay jeans that are for girls.

After initiation emos are not allowed to associate with anyone who wears or acts as follows:
1. Everything but Hot Topic
2. Happy thoughts
3. Is not gay.

Emos tend to take 10-15 years to develop from birth, this is why if you are in 5th or 6th grade you probably will not see a very large emo population. Enjoy it while it lasts because once you enter middle school you will begin to get overflowed with the emos.

Disclaimer: I do not experiment on the emos I just see them so much.
Emma(10 years old): I'll never become an emo! There probably is no such thing as an emo.

3 years later

Emma(13 years old): Omg I hate my life *slit* AHH THE BLOOD I LOVE THE BLOOD!!!

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cock1 February 25, 2008
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emo

"a male emo = lots of gays that loves crying, cut them selves, and suck some dick""

"a female emo = lots of bitches that loves crying, cut them selves, and suck some dick""
there aren't so much things to say, so:::

_________________emo is a shit______________________________
"male: -hi fucking friend!! how many dicks have you sucked today??
-oh.. i don't know..about 3..do you wanna be the number 4??"

"female:-hi fucking friend!!how many pussies have you sucked today??
-oh..i don't know..about 3 do you wanna be the number 4??"
this is a emo life..
by duduh_od_G-UNIT SOLDIER September 23, 2008
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emo

emo i generally and wrongly used by many people. Saying it's short for emotional. Typically used when talking about people who are sad, cry alot, cut theirselves, have massive bangs, wear black/red, and swear up and down, that no one understands them. Emo is short for emotive hardcore. Okay.
The way people use it is talking about scene or fashion core people.
Wrong: Wipe those tears and stop being a lil emo bitch.

Right:Omg. thats Rites of Spring song was so emo.
by Baquiya_Brutality January 6, 2008
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emo

people write things bad about emos and act like they are poisen,and everyone wants to act like all we do is cut and cry and be sad. But really they are the best people you will ever meet. They dont care what others think they are real and maybe everyone should be like this cause its better than a world of preps and bitches. they dont like shallow meaningless things and do know how to have fun with thoose who understand them. wich is other emos.
bitch:"Hey sad little emo cry for me and show me your arm."
emo kid:"my arms are clean jackass"
by the emo tree hugger June 11, 2007
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emo

Heres what I think -
Emos arn't depressing sad little wussies with no friends. We arn't fakes. We are humans. In fact the emos I know are perfectly happy, good friends. we wear black clothes, does that make us sad little wussies? Well I don't think so. Too many people hate emos without knowing what they are.
Emos sometimes get sad but then, everyone gets sad. That doesn't make us more sad than you
by DarkKitty December 30, 2008
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emo

short for emotional. emo people tend to have really cool hair. they are emo because they either have a very traumatized life or they are spoiled little brats and dont get what they want the first time. they are almost the opposit of gothic people. goths hate everyone. emos hate themselves. goths want to kill everyone, and emos want to kill themselves. however, i have nothing against emo people. they have their own song.
have you seen the new kid in math?
yeah hes so emo.
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emo

1) For whatever reason, a highly controversial word in youth culture and popular culture circles. Probably the definition that can be the most agreed upon is that side of post-hardcore which is melodic and accessible enough for mainstream pop audiences to enjoy. It should be taken into account that most bands who play this type of music are divorced from the art punk tendencies of many of the pioneering post-hardcore bands from the 1980s and 1990s.

2) "Emo" can also refer to the youth subculture that is centered around this particular niche of post-hardcore described in definition 1, which, much like the punk, goth, and hippie subcultures that preceded it, is identifiable by a particular fashion sense (in this case often straight, dyed black hair combed to one side to the point of being asymmetrical in appearance, also horn-rimmed or rectangular eyewear). Unlike the punk and hippie subcultures, at least, there are really no identifiable political or ideological concerns of the Emo subculture, and it is primarily defined by music purchasing habits and outward appearance. However, many members of the Emo subculture, often referred to as emo kids, are often seen as suicidal or suffering from other psychological problems, regardless of whether or not they actually are.

3) Archaically at least to some degree, "emo" is sometimes used to describe nearly all post-hardcore, particularly that which derives stylistically from the sounds pioneered by a number of bands from Washington DC and Maryland in the mid-to-late 1980s. It should be noted, though, that "emo" (then "emocore") was a derogatory term applied to the earliest of these bands by their detractors.
1) It is disputed by few that Jimmy Eat World and Braid are emo bands.

2) In some regions, the emo subculture is cause for moral panic.

3) Guy Picciotto, of pioneering post-hardcore groups Rites of Spring and Fugazi fame primarily, finds it upsetting that he is considered one of emo's founding fathers.
by Mmccormick88 May 4, 2008
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