Elon

Referring to the University. A fine academic institution comprised of people who are generally shallow, with no real depth, besides material things. Imaturity runs rampant. I am at Elon, in one of the best (Top 3 ~ there is no best, ours probably is top for the upcoming class, though) Fraternities. Too damn immature. I am transferring next Semester. Peace Bitches.

Oh, and you will hear "Let's get fucked up"
1 - Hey how was your night last night
2 - "Awesome, Man, I got so fucked up"
1 - Really, what did you do?
2 - "Ha man, just got fucked up"
1 - You are a dumbass

This is of course not true of all people, especially in some fraternities.

Too many queers.

Too many gelled hairs.

Too many dirty, rich, northerners.
As opposed to wealthy, well-brought up northerners or southerners.

Gel your hair and be a homosexual.

by Man of Morals November 22, 2004

Elon musk

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019

Elden Ring

Synonym for old asshole

Bro I was giving my grandpa a sponge bath and I had to clean his elden ring

by KetamineKrabs911 March 27, 2022

Elden Ring

A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.

For those who are maidenless

Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...

Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much

by Elden Rat of Masochism May 4, 2022

Elon Musk

A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.

Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.

by Elon Obama March 16, 2020

Elon Musk Effect

When you think so outside of the box people think you're crazy, but your idea ends up being way better than anyone thought.

Inspires people to come up with ideas to fix problems we didn't know we had.

Bro 1: "Bro, what if we made rockets that landed themselves upright after their flight, and dug tunnels under Los Angeles so we don't have to deal with traffic?"

Bro 2: "Bro that's crazy....so crazy it might just work."

Bro 1: "Thanks bro, I knew I could inspire you to think like a billionaire toddler. I call that shit the Elon Musk Effect!"

by Phillip the Joseph 32 July 2, 2019

Elon University

Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).

"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."

"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"

by Former Phoenix May 21, 2007