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King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
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cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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douchebag

Anyone who does the following:

Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
Fix your hat douchebag!
by Douche Locator October 21, 2006
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douchebag

A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
The douchebag didn't even have a proper carseat.
by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014
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douchebag jeans

denim pants usually blue with extra details mainly embroidery on back pockets. often accompanied by ed hardy shirts and other dbag apparel
ope theres another retard in douchebag jeans
by pux420 December 18, 2015
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chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag
Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag
by mike F. dude March 3, 2010
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douchebag mode

1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.

2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.

3. Micheal and the ma
Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.

We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.
by Nanster May 9, 2008
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