Doof

The act of drinking on the roof

The burly men climbed out the window to doof.

by BurlyBear May 16, 2011

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA December 10, 2012

Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.

Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.

by BigThompson December 16, 2012

Doof

A dick fart. Combination of the words 'dick' and 'poof.'

Man, that guy is such a doof!

by Doofinator May 17, 2014

doofbat

A combination of "Doofus" and "Dingbat"
Someone who is so stupid that they are completely oblivious to their surroundings.

For instance, say your friend is trying to solve a simple math problem, but can't. He is just sitting there staring at it without paying attention to anything else. Someone would come over and say,
"Hey man, what's up with your friend? He's acting like a real Doofbat."

by 8bittuxedo April 16, 2014

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014