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Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke
"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"
Dusting the Doodle by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009

yank on my doodle 

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

Whoops A Doodle 

The act of whoops a doodling in a situation after making a error of judgement. Also often used after a person has run out of interesting things to say and is instead limited to only whoops a doodle.

Has many variations such as:
Dhoops a Poodle
Fhoops a Toodle
Thooops a Thoodle
Whoopy Doo
Whoops a weedle
Doodle a Whoops
As well as many others.
Example 1:
Adam: WHOOPS A DOODLE

Example 2:
Adam: Uh oh WHOOPS A DOODLE

Example 3:
Adam: Oh man, I just whoops a doodled so badly.
Charlie: Yo thats pretty whoops a doodle.
Adam: Haha I know right, I was all like 'WHOOPS A DOODLE'
Charlie: Haha Yeah thats pretty Doops a woodle.
Whoops A Doodle by BlueSnail101 November 16, 2018

Ding dong doobie 

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them
Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless
Ding dong doobie by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022
1.Stoner/hippie slang for weed.

2.What Scooby Doo says
Fred: I'm all out of Scooby snacks would you like a doobie snack?

Shaggy: Oh yeah doobie snacks let's get stoned

Scooby: Scooby DOOBIE *PUFF* doooooooo!!!
doobie by Sexymullatoboi December 28, 2005

Doodle pad 

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
Doodle pad by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015