Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"

Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!

by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018

harlem dodgeball

When a group of black men hold you down and try to slam their nuts in your mouth.

We all know Shelly plays Harlem dodgeball, and she loses on purpose.

by Tormynt July 6, 2018

Prison Dodgebullet

A regular game of Dodgebullet which takes place during a Prison Riot. The inmates will typically steal the Riot Gear and Guns that belong to the Correctional Officers and face off in an unsafe and un-monitored game of Dodgebullet.

"Ugh! Sally is so stiff!"
"She will be after this game of Prison Dodgebullet"

by Sooty_ August 28, 2020

Cock Dodgers

Avoiding cocks

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers

by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

Case Dodger

Someone who specifically tries to get out of actually working by making up excuses or pretending to do something else.

Carissa has been such a Case Dodger this week.

by Waredjilliams April 5, 2022

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022