When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
by The Nigerican January 10, 2015
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To put a small child to bed quickly by putting her in her room and leaving, avoiding bedtime rituals.
by tommyleftone November 26, 2010
Get the Pitch and ditch mug.My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018
Get the bad conduct discharge mug.A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.
I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.
by Greenmoon October 2, 2011
Get the Ditch Pig mug.A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"
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