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Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
by fryck April 5, 2022
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Ding Dong

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"
by ludithottie October 24, 2017
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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring
Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?
by VeganMama March 11, 2022
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Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
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Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.
Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.
by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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