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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha
by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022
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ding dong years

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.
by jenbarista September 18, 2022
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Ding-Dong

Ohhhhhhhh Jamie Saw Harry's Ding-Dong

Dude Your Such A Ding-Dong
by dffdgdfgfdfgdg April 5, 2021
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ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
by defined word definition July 27, 2023
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