Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,

Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:

by Dedede Man May 17, 2020

dfngr

calling someone a dumb fucking nigger without getting banned

Kelly: haha I can't believe you got last place
Don: stfu dfngr

by KYSDFN November 16, 2020

Ding-a-ling Shaker

Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.

While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.

by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021

dingbanger

Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.

"To move to the next line, just slap the dingbanger."

by phuqueyeah March 21, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

dbingus

1. The natural, worse evolution of ‘dingus’, this is an insult that you can call anyone and either offend of confuse them.

2. The millennial equivalent of a male Karen.

"You fucking dbingus Joe"

by The masked debator June 7, 2021